Finally 3D done right! The 3D in this movie was so real that I had to give this movie a high five and a slap in the face! No doubt my friend filmmaking has finally reached the next level. I have pretty much built my reputation on my no holds bared style of reviewing. The big machine that we lovingly call Hollywood has been cranking out crap after piece of crap for a long time. I cant tell you how happy I am to see that someone in tinsel town got it right.
Every since the very first blind date, horror and romance have been intertwined like Keanu Reeves and bad acting. As most of you know My Bloody Valentine is a remake. In most instances a remake is a huge mistake and you are left wanting to shoot the bastard that came up with the idea to remake the movie in the first place.
My Bloody Valentine 3D is a remake that I can defiantly get behind. The brilliant minds behind this film have knocked this one out of the park and right into your lap.
I guess it would only be fair for me to give you a little warning. It is of the upmost importance that you use the bathroom before viewing this movie. Once the words put on your 3D glasses appears on the screen " all hell is about to break loose. From that moment on the majority of your time will be spent ducking pickaxes, dodging flying bullets, and darting out of the way of falling tree limbs.
Im not saying that the 3D technology is perfect. It is however leaps an bounds above what we are use to seeing. I am referring to those crappy 3D movies with the red, blue, and green registration off center. Then you had to wear a pair of cardboard glass with one red lens and one blue lens. The bottom line is My Bloody Valentine is the real deal. The powers that be have finally figured out how to actually achieve real 3D and allow the view to look cool while doing so.
Did some one mention nudity? Oh it was me Well since we are on the subject this flick even raised the bar for the way nudity is revealed in a horror flick. No more of that peek-a-boo nudity. You know what I am talking about. Now you see it now you dont type of nudity. If you were reaching for some popcorn there is a good chance that you could have missed it. Well you dont have to worry about that nonsense with My Bloody Valentine because the nudity is right in your face. Wow 3D Breast! I bet you didnt expect to read that in this review, now did ya! Since I am trying to keep things clean I will move on
I do however have something that I am a little curious about. I was wondering how does the film company plan on releasing this on DVD? Will the 3D effects still look good on a regular television? Will they only issue one pair of 3D Glasses with the DVD version if its released in 3D? Will you be able to use the glasses that you used and should have saved from the movie theater?
Ok its time that I take the gloves off! Lets get down to the real matter at hand To bootleg or not to bootleg that is the question that my readers want to know. I must say NO WAY HOMIE! This bootleg is worth the price of admission. In fact I think that we should all get a discount or at least an apology from movie theaters for over charging us for all of the other crap movies. I doubt if anything happens, it is just a suggestion.
While Im no the subject of bootlegging I want to share something that I found a little funny. The studios have been boasting that this new 3D technology will eliminate bootlegging all together. Some guy from Real D (the company behind the new technology) went as far to say that consumers are willing to pay even more to gain access to this technology. To be more specific he stated that the consumer would be ready to pay 50% more. Although the technology is good, these guys do not realize that you will NEVER be able to stop the bootleggers. - 16003
Every since the very first blind date, horror and romance have been intertwined like Keanu Reeves and bad acting. As most of you know My Bloody Valentine is a remake. In most instances a remake is a huge mistake and you are left wanting to shoot the bastard that came up with the idea to remake the movie in the first place.
My Bloody Valentine 3D is a remake that I can defiantly get behind. The brilliant minds behind this film have knocked this one out of the park and right into your lap.
I guess it would only be fair for me to give you a little warning. It is of the upmost importance that you use the bathroom before viewing this movie. Once the words put on your 3D glasses appears on the screen " all hell is about to break loose. From that moment on the majority of your time will be spent ducking pickaxes, dodging flying bullets, and darting out of the way of falling tree limbs.
Im not saying that the 3D technology is perfect. It is however leaps an bounds above what we are use to seeing. I am referring to those crappy 3D movies with the red, blue, and green registration off center. Then you had to wear a pair of cardboard glass with one red lens and one blue lens. The bottom line is My Bloody Valentine is the real deal. The powers that be have finally figured out how to actually achieve real 3D and allow the view to look cool while doing so.
Did some one mention nudity? Oh it was me Well since we are on the subject this flick even raised the bar for the way nudity is revealed in a horror flick. No more of that peek-a-boo nudity. You know what I am talking about. Now you see it now you dont type of nudity. If you were reaching for some popcorn there is a good chance that you could have missed it. Well you dont have to worry about that nonsense with My Bloody Valentine because the nudity is right in your face. Wow 3D Breast! I bet you didnt expect to read that in this review, now did ya! Since I am trying to keep things clean I will move on
I do however have something that I am a little curious about. I was wondering how does the film company plan on releasing this on DVD? Will the 3D effects still look good on a regular television? Will they only issue one pair of 3D Glasses with the DVD version if its released in 3D? Will you be able to use the glasses that you used and should have saved from the movie theater?
Ok its time that I take the gloves off! Lets get down to the real matter at hand To bootleg or not to bootleg that is the question that my readers want to know. I must say NO WAY HOMIE! This bootleg is worth the price of admission. In fact I think that we should all get a discount or at least an apology from movie theaters for over charging us for all of the other crap movies. I doubt if anything happens, it is just a suggestion.
While Im no the subject of bootlegging I want to share something that I found a little funny. The studios have been boasting that this new 3D technology will eliminate bootlegging all together. Some guy from Real D (the company behind the new technology) went as far to say that consumers are willing to pay even more to gain access to this technology. To be more specific he stated that the consumer would be ready to pay 50% more. Although the technology is good, these guys do not realize that you will NEVER be able to stop the bootleggers. - 16003
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